It’s time to renew those memberships.

It’s that time of year again. Actually, it’s a month past that time of year, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to join and/or renew your membership to the best advertising club in the country. It’s true. Read on.

Membership includes:

• Discounted admission fees to speaking events with some of the nation’s finest creative minds
• Opportunities to connect with hundreds of fellow members at various social events
• A warm fuzzy because you’ll help support and foster the idea that great advertising and design doesn’t know geography. United Adworkers is dedicated to not only keeping the talent we have in the Milwaukee Market, but also attracting the attention of talented individuals across the country.
• Discounts at various participating restaurants and bars.
• A feeling of superiority over people in markets such as Chicago, Minneapolis, and Madison (to name a few) that have interest in being part of this club or have inquired when we were coming to their markets.
• Becoming a better lover. Through Adworkers, you will become more inspired in your work, which means less tension at the office, which leads to less stress at home and ultimately a more confidence in the bedroom (or whatever room you may be partial to).

For all of these reasons, and several we aren’t legally allowed to list, download the 2008 Membership Form, complete it and fax it to Heidi. Or simply send a check with your email address to:

Renewals and new memberships are due January 31, 2008, but even if it’s August, don’t hesitate to write.