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01/07/09

Exercise next month. Put the new “diet” on the back burner. Drink less in 2010. New year’s resolutions are all fine and well, but the first thing you should really do for a better you is renew your United Adworkers membership. It’s painless, somewhat altruistic, and we don’t care how much you don’t exercise, eat or drink. And don’t forget, as the video below shows, we will find you. If you haven’t already looked at it, take a peak. A lot of time and talent went into it, so enjoy!

Oh yeah, membership includes:

  • Discounted admission fees to speaking events featuring some of the nation’s finest creative minds
  • Opportunities to connect with hundreds of fellow members at various social events
  • A warm fuzzy because you’ll help support and foster the idea that great advertising and design doesn’t know geography. United Adworkers is dedicated to not only keeping the talent we have in the Milwaukee market, but also attracting the attention of talented individuals across the country.
  • Discounts at various participating restaurants and bars.
  • A feeling of superiority over people in markets such as Chicago, Minneapolis, and Madison (to name a few) that have interest in being part of this club or have inquired when we were coming to their markets.
  • Becoming a better lover. Through Adworkers, you will become more inspired in your work, which means less tension at the office, which leads to less stress at home and ultimately, more confidence in the bedroom (or whatever room you may be partial to).

For all of these reasons, and several we aren’t legally allowed to list, download the 2009 Membership Form, complete it and fax it to Heidi. Or simply send a check with your email address to:

United Adworkers
c/o Heidi Sterricker
2630 North 63rd St.
Wauwatosa, WI 53213

We have big plans for 2009, including some very interesting speakers in February you won’t want to miss.

Thank you for your continued support and dedication to a truly unique club!

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